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Sam Winkler Dot Website.

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Sam Winkler, the writer of critically-acclaimed video games like Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands and Borderlands 3?

Sounds like you already know plenty.

All of the stock images of people typing were boring, so I paid $10 for this stock image of a nice salad.

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Video games are like this minigun: fake and very hard to make.