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Oh? You just want to know about
Sam Winkler, the writer of critically-acclaimed video games like Borderlands 3, Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands, and the upcoming Borderlands 4?

Sounds like you already know plenty.

All of the stock images of people typing were boring, so I paid $10 for this stock image of a nice salad.

Who?

 

It’s Sam Winkler! No, not the VFX guy who works on Marvel movies. No, not the Liquipel guy. It’s the video games guy!

 

Video games are like this minigun: fake and very hard to make.